It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

thefount replied to your photo: Nine as a dino! This made my day.

A Nineosaurus eccs?

Nine-osaur. 

micahplease replied to your photo: Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!

I see you subscribe to the Costanza school of handheld snack consumption.

 thefount replied to your photo: Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!

A fork? Who are you? George Costanza?

“Jerry, I’ve been thinking. I’ve gone as far as I can with ‘George Costanza.’” 

thefount replied to your photo: I don’t think there’s a word in English to…

There is. It’s schnoodlefrändie.

Yep. That’s the one.

thefount replied to your photo: Sometimes I make myself laugh.

Haha, thanks. (What’s this from?)

thefount replied to your photo: Does it make sense now, Craig?

Now, yes. I hadn’t seen the album cover (that I can remember) until after. Sorry. :(

No need to apologize. I think I was mostly just thrilled with my own mediocre Draw Something talents.

I thought it was pretty straightforward.

thefount replied to your post: thefount replied to your photo: Sublime. (Taken…

This is why we’re friends, even if you were supposed to say that if you had a million dollars, you’d buy my love. (How dare you! I’m no whore.)

I respect you way too much for that.

thefount replied to your photo: Sublime. (Taken with instagram)

Do you practice Santeria and/or have a crystal ball?

Well, I had a million dollars, but I spent it all. 

(That’s a lie. If I had a million dollars, I’d spend it on some art. Like, maybe a Picasso or a Garfunkel.)

thefount replied to your post: thefount replied to your post: thefount replied to…

You say that now, but wait until you feel drowsy and wake up married to the stranger. Was he at least cute? I mean, I’d hate for you to get stuck with a guy whose only redeeming feature was proving donuts.

Are you kidding me? That sounds AWESOME.

thefount replied to your post: thefount replied to your photo: This jelly…

I’m glad to see you updating, so we don’t have to worry that the donut was laced with anything.

The only thing it was laced with was delicious strawberry filling.

thefount replied to your photo: This jelly doughnut from a stranger totally turned…

Mmm…stranger donuts.

In my defense, he seemed to know who I was. Wait a second…

doctorwho:

Not sure if I suddenly understand quantum physics….

ahbinormal:

Story of my LIFE. 

thefount replied to your photo: So this is a thing.

Wait, that book is a thing or that’s a thing that describes your boyfriend? Just want to make sure I understand.

Believe me, if my hypothetical boyfriend was a vampire, you would know. But my mom texted me this morning to tell me that the book EXISTS, which is scary enough.

thefount replied to your photo: This class is all about cheeses—soft cheese, hard…

I guess you could say that taking community classes… *puts on sunglsses* …is cheesy

thefount replied to your photo: New cardigan. #lovefool (Taken with instagram)

Thanks. I needed an annoying song stuck in my head.

Anytime.