It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

One of the finest love stories to come from The Office is the friendship between Dwight and Pam. (And similarly, the friendship between Dwight and Jim.) The Three Amigos, indeed. 

At the very least, The Office brought Mindy Kaling into my life, for which I’ll be eternally grateful. 

“And, uh, Pam called it…Pretendinitis.”

Can’t even handle it. 

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Translating the “Casino Night” confession into emoji is the most important thing that I will ever do with my lfie. 

Also, the fact that the little princess emoji looks *just* like Angela cracks me up. 

remedialchaos:

“Everything you’ll ever need to know is in that note.”

This was emotionally satisfying in a way that I can’t even begin to express. 

Happy Diwali, you guys!

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theavc:

Stephen Colbert is finally coming to The Office

This is clearly a desperate attempt to get us to watch, and it is definitely going to work.

This is easily the most exciting thing I’ve heard about The Office in the past, oh, four years.

“It smells like cookies.” 

I’m so ready for Friday.

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“You…who are on the road…must have a code…that you can live by.”

“When I grow up, I want to get married and have one hundred kids so I can have one hundred friends and no one can say no to being my friend.” -Michael Scott

Today is apparently* “Bring Your Child To Work Day,” which means that I get to post all of my favorite parts from The Office’s “Take Your Daughter To Work Day.”

(*Wordplay!)

• Jim: What are you reading?
• Abby: From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.
• Jim: Aww, best book?
• Abby: Yeah, but I've read it before.
• Jim: Pfft. So have I. Hey, question. If you had to spend a night in the Met or the Aquarium, which would it be?
• Abby: Definitely the Aquarium.
• Jim: Definitely. Yes. Glad you said that. ...You don't want to help me with some of my sales, do you? 'Cause, I'm kind of swamped.
• Abby: Sure.
• Jim: Really?
• Abby: Mmhmm!
• Jim: Yesss. And you're Abby, right?
• Abby: Yeah.
• Jim: I'm Jim. [Jim hi-fives Abby] Annnnd... let's sell some paper.
• Abby: Alright.
• Jim: Let's start with... your mom.