It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

Can we get a Michael and Holly follow-up episode? Just one. I feel like that’s not asking too much.

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Probably the most perfect joke in the history of ever.

“Pan?” 

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butthorn:

Some NBC themed Valentines cards

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!

“Thanks, GIRL.”

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• Jim Halpert: Just have Dwight punch you.
• Michael Scott: Oh, yeah!
• [scoffs]
• Michael Scott: Well, that would be kinda worthless because I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who can kick his ass.
• Jim Halpert: You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?
• Dwight Schrute: What belt are they?

tymn:

 “I think there’s been a rape up there!”

Wernham Hogg, The Office UK (2001–2003)

Reblogged because they quoted the line that made me laugh harder than anything else when I watched The Office UK.

I actually had a party planning committee for the last work party I organized and it was all girls and one guy. It took all of my will power not to make this joke. Also, I managed not to call them my “party planning beeyotches.” Professionalism!

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Dunder Mifflin to Become Real-Life Brand of Paper | WSJ

think-progress:

Owned by Staples.

I will buy so much of this.

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UO: What is one of the worst ideas you’ve come up with as a writer?
Mindy Kaling: I am constantly made fun of at work for an idea for The Office that Dwight finds an old Willow tree behind Dunder Mifflin that was hollowed out and was a stop for the Underground Railroad. Michael Scott wanted it to become a historical landmark for the town of Scranton, and then they found out it was just a hollowed out tree by some kind of insect or something. It was one of the weirdest and dumbest ideas and I remember pitching it very passionately and to this day I’ll get crap about it.

(From an interview with Urban Outfitters.)

• Ryan Howard: One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
• Jim Halpert: So that's still going on, huh?

My recap of last night's Community, Parks and Rec, and The Office

I love that I get to write stuff like, “In what must surely be the most moving hot tub scene in the history of television…”

whenthewhat:

And the Emmy Doesn’t Go To…

Time to bust out the recorder and brush up on my rendition of “On The Wings Of Love.”