It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

I need a full-length version of these four singing along to “Shoop,” please and thank you.

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It takes a brave woman to admit that she’d be in Hufflepuff. 

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Ben’s face, though. 

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My five-day weekend begins…right…now!

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“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?”

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huffposttv:

I prefer Twizzlers.

I’m a Twizzlers family. 

He’s there, but he’s tiny.

entertainmentweekly:

As Leslie Knope once told us, “Joe Biden is on my celebrity sex list — well, he is my celebrity sex list.” So she must be pretty pumped that the once and future vice president is going to guest star on Parks and Recreation.

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*flailing*

'Parks & Rec' Has Fans In VERY High Places

huffposttv:

President Obama said he watches “Parks & Recreation” with his family. Somewhere, Leslie Knope just collapsed.

But does Biden watch? That’s what would really make Leslie freak out. 

slaughterhouse90210:

“It would be difficult to say which had seen highest perfection in the other, or which had been the happiest: she, in receiving his declarations and proposals, or he in having them accepted.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion

D’awwww!

I have so many hopes for Aubrey Plaza’s future career.

screenweek:

Stark and Recreation (source: tomhansky)

Slow clap for Hanksy.

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