It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

hungrylikethewolfie:

helenish:

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP A SALAD IN THERE.

Han Solo Laughing Alone With Salad

(via spiffypop)

January: Nothing, really, except for Beauty and the Beast in 3D

February: The Woman in Black

March: Hunger Games, Mirror Mirror, The Pirates!, The Raven

April: The Five-Year Engagement

May: The Avengers

June: Snow White and the Huntsman, Brave, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

July: The Amazing Spider-Man

August: ParaNorman

September: (Nothing so far…)

October: Frankenweenie

November: Skyfall (And Breaking Dawn II SHUT UP.)

December: The Hobbit, The Great Gatsby, Les Miserables, Life of Pi

runwiththedoctor:

Hobbits: Living underground since before you even heard of the Shire.

(via popculturemulcher)

popculturemulcher:

Prior to the start of the movie, when a theater is empty or only partly full, I will pretend to have a disgusting, hacking, wet cough in order to prevent people from sitting directly behind, beside, or in front of me. Not in a full theater and not once the previews start — I’m not a complete asshole — only when idiots try to sit, like, directly beside me even though there’s a hundred and fifty other seats open and it’s twenty minutes before the movie starts.

It works, people.

I love this. When I saw Captain America by myself, I ended up with people ON BOTH SIDES OF ME. That alone nearly ruined the movie.