Posts Tagged: liz lemon


"If you walk briskly in a pilot’s uniform, you can go pretty much anywhere. I’ve been upstairs at the White House while the Obamas were sleeping."

- Carol the Pilot
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Miss you, Carol. 

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Elisabeth and I have discovered the best game ever.

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2013 Resolution: Eat more sandwiches.

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"Ergo. Affleck’s finally going to get that Oscar!"


Dennis Duffy, who is still my all time favorite Liz Lemon paramour.

If The New Normal was about Dennis, Megan and Black Dennis Duffy I would totally watch it.

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Been there, said that. 

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-What? It’s the only white dress I own
-But your hair…
-I’m a princess!

Oh, Liz, you ARE a princess. 

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"Her father retired from an ambiguous dad job, and her mother is a former secretary at Sterling Cooper."

Always re-blog.

Always re-blog.

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  • Tracy Jordan: I'm whipped. Angie got me up at 7.30 today. Did you know in the morning they got food, TV, almost everything? It's pretty good.
  • Liz Lemon: I did know that, yeah.


Hail Liz Lemon full of cheese curls
Our feminist ideals are with thee
Blessed art thou among fans of Star Wars
And blessed art though among the socially inept
Holy Lemon, mother of TGS
Give us the strength of Oprah
to find the balance so we may have it all


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  • Carol: Look, Liz, we have reasons for doing things the way that we do them. We say "half an hour" to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that three hundred dollars and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend! God, that's been our in-flight movie for months.
  • Liz: I just think it's frustrating for people to know that they're being lied to.
  • Carol: Maybe you just want to fly the plane yourself. Well, good luck pressing take off, then autopilot, then land!


Drew: I don’t see it on the menu, but I would love a catfish po’boy and a diet raspberry Fanta. 
Liz: Oh, that is a great idea. Let me order that for you. Excuse me, we will have a turkey burger deluxe and a catfish po’boy with a diet raspberry Fanta.
Waitress: I’m gonna come back in five minutes. You try to order off the menu again I will smack those glasses off your face.
Liz: Ok, thank you.
Waitress: You’re welcome.
Drew: What was that? Why didn’t she call you “sweetheart”? And where’s the complimentary app sampler? What’s going on?

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I keep this exchange as a quote on my bulletin board to keep me humble.

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