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Remember, remember, the fifth of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
So husband called me this afternoon.
Him: “Honey, I have a quick question. And I’m asking you on speakerphone so you don’t have time to google it.”
Me: “Um, okay. Shoot.”
Him: “What’s the name of Jabba the Hutt’s pet?”
Me: “Salacious Crum. Who’s asking?”
Him: “You are recieving a slow clap from the dental office. Lt. Chia didn’t believe me when I told him my wife knows everything about Star Wars.”
Me: “Just the original trilogy.”
Him: “I know.”
Me: “Because I don’t believe in the prequels.”
Him: “I know, honey.”
Me: “Has Lt. Chia seen ‘The People Vs. George Lucas’? Because it’s really—-“
Him: “You’re a big nerd. Love you.”
Me: “YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS WHEN YOU PICKED ME UP.”