Whoa. Austin should change its name to Phileas, TX.
“Boy, have you lost your mind? ‘Cause I’ll help you find it. What you looking for? Ain’t nobody gonna help you out there. Jesus could come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you don’t stop sniffing after my child.”
“You’ve never been to Jitters? Ryan, you are so dorky. Give me your number so I can text you.”
Do I have to squirt lemon juice on your post and hold it up to a candle in order to see the image?
You could always try that, but I’m not holding myself responsible for what would happen to your computer. (Or, you know, you could just refresh the page. It’s fixed now.)
danfaust replied to your photo: Pesto and sharp cheddar mac’n’cheese. YOU GUYS. SO…
I don’t know what that is (chocolate and peanut butter?), but it looks great.
It’s their chocolate shake, which is vanilla with chocolate sauce. And it’s delicious.
It…it has a face.
Well, now I can’t un-see it and it’s kind of freaking me out.
danfaust replied to your post: Things I Thought While I Was Watching “The Vow” Last Night
My immediate response to anyone saying “I have a theory..” is “that it’s a demon, a dancing demon.”
This is another good option, but it was Rachel McAdams, so…
danfaust replied to your photo: It turns out that I don’t hate winter so much when…
Can I just say that I would totally join Team Burrito. I bet the uniforms are delicious.
danfaust replied to your post: thefount replied to your photo: This class is all…
There’s no whey he actually made that joke…STOP IT, YOU TWO.