It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

I have so many hopes for Aubrey Plaza’s future career.

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varsityslut:

Hello, I’m April Ludgate. I’m 20 years old. I like people, places and things.

Looks like Facebook is now interested in the same things as April Ludgate.

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penguinteen:

We love Aubrey Plaza as April on Parks and Recreation, so imagine our delight when we found out that she’s going to be a Penguin author! More details soon, promise! 

Her book is going to take the prize for Snarkiest YA Novel Ever.

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“Why are there six people outside who say they’re waiting to meet with me?”
“So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anybody since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.”
“Why?”
“Because I didn’t think March 31st existed. 30 days has September, April, March and November.”
“JUNE and November. Today is March 31st.”
“I know.”
“So how many meetings do I have today?”
“93.”
“Ooooookay. Okay. You know what you have to do.”
“Right.”