It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

“‘You can be Han Solo,’ he said, kissing her throat. ‘And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you.’” -Eleanor & Park

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We all know how I can get super hyperbolic, but this video of Patton Oswalt filibustering at a Pawnee City Council Meeting is the actual best thing that I’ve seen this year. I laughed so hard that I cried—again, no hyperbole!  Patton Oswalt, I salute you. 

hungrylikethewolfie:

helenish:

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP A SALAD IN THERE.

Han Solo Laughing Alone With Salad

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I just love Mara Jade so much. 

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laughingsquid:

Darth Vader Tells Disney Characters “I Am Your Father”

Russell’s reaction is spot-on.

amymebberson:

Pocket Princess #36

geekvariety:

So many feelings right now.

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When you first start using your new ice maker, be sure to watch out for the Freezer Wampa. 

laughingsquid:

Star Wars & Dr. Seuss Mashup Illustrations by Jason Peltz

tiefighters:

fettup: Even this stormtrooper is not fooled by these terrible disguises.

sogeekchic:

R2-D2 rolling suitcase, or “Robot Trolley,” ($97) available from Salvador Bachiller

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welovefineshirts:

He breathes that way for a reason! ;) Get “Darth Vapor,” our Star Wars Daily Deal for 25% OFF for the next 24 hours!

I know that feel, bro.

poppedcultr:

Come to the Dark Side… we have tea!

laughingsquid:

Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser

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C-3P0 and R2-D2 as characters from an 80s high school movie.

I do believe this is perfect.

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