So last week I dreamt that I moved to California and gretchenalice came out to visit. We saw Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master, his upcoming film that’s NOT about Scientology. (*wink wink*) But also The Master religion was real. And she joined it while in CA. Then her dad and her mean, little dog came out and I met them. There was some type of induction ceremony and that was it.

Now, I rarely ever remember my dreams, so all I can conclude is that The Master is going to be a powerful movie. My hopes for it are sky high since I consider Anderson’s There Will Be Blood a masterpiece and believe that Phillip Seymour Hoffman can do no wrong. I have a feeling that after seeing it this October, my thetan level will drop significantly.

Everything about this greatly amuses me.

Source: micahplease