We all know how I can get super hyperbolic, but this video of Patton Oswalt filibustering at a Pawnee City Council Meeting is the actual best thing that I’ve seen this year. I laughed so hard that I cried—again, no hyperbole! Patton Oswalt, I salute you.
Jenny Slate is apparently lined up to play Jean-Ralphio’s twin sister on a future episode of Parks & Rec. Awesome idea.
SPIN-OFF, PLEASE.
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Based on what I know about TV genetics…if Jerry had a son, the little guy would look exactly like his old man.
Yup.
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“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?”
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