Posts Tagged: Parks and Rec

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  • Ann: That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.
  • Leslie: In a way, that's a compliment. Shows dedication.
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"Imagine the kind of Treat Yo Self Day we could have with the profits. I’m talking pedicures on pedicures on pedicures."

- DONNA MEAGLE, Y’ALL
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"As for “mulligans,” we crunched the numbers after the finale was shot, and it turns out every single decision I made this year was perfect. First time in TV history! I’m being honored for it at a banquet in July at the TV Academy. The trophy is shaped like Johnny Carson watching Season Four of “The Wire.”"

- I have the biggest comedy crush on Mike Schur.
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We all know how I can get super hyperbolic, but this video of Patton Oswalt filibustering at a Pawnee City Council Meeting is the actual best thing that I’ve seen this year. I laughed so hard that I cried—again, no hyperbole!  Patton Oswalt, I salute you. 

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I’m just a wee bit thrilled that we got to see a “Flu Season” version of Ben Wyatt. 

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"Maybe it’s April. Maybe I die — skydiving explosion — and then you go marry April. And it makes me sad but if she’s gonna be with somebody, I’d like it to be you… Only I didn’t really die. I was faking it. And I come back. I spy on you from my red Corvette and I’m planning to kick your ass. But I see how happy you make her. And I have to walk away, I have to. And I do… slowly, in a rainstorm… But as time goes by, it eats away at me — you’re out living it up with my wife and I’m alone in a cave training… I thought you were my friend! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!"

- Andy Dwyer
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huffpostcomedy:

Jenny Slate is apparently lined up to play Jean-Ralphio’s twin sister on a future episode of Parks & Rec. Awesome idea.

SPIN-OFF, PLEASE.

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danfaust:

Based on what I know about TV genetics…if Jerry had a son, the little guy would look exactly like his old man. 

Yup.

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My five-day weekend begins…right…now!

My five-day weekend begins…right…now!

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"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?"

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huffposttv:

I prefer Twizzlers.

I’m a Twizzlers family. 

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