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Posts Tagged: Parks and Rec

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1 month ago | Tags: parks and rec donna meagle | Notes: 13

"Imagine the kind of Treat Yo Self Day we could have with the profits. I’m talking pedicures on pedicures on pedicures."

- DONNA MEAGLE, Y’ALL

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1 month ago | Tags: Mike Schur Parks and Rec | Notes: 2

"As for “mulligans,” we crunched the numbers after the finale was shot, and it turns out every single decision I made this year was perfect. First time in TV history! I’m being honored for it at a banquet in July at the TV Academy. The trophy is shaped like Johnny Carson watching Season Four of “The Wire."

- I have the biggest comedy crush on Mike Schur.

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2 months ago | Tags: Patton Oswalt Parks and Rec Star Wars Avengers Marvel | Notes: 5

We all know how I can get super hyperbolic, but this video of Patton Oswalt filibustering at a Pawnee City Council Meeting is the actual best thing that I’ve seen this year. I laughed so hard that I cried—again, no hyperbole! Patton Oswalt, I salute you.

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2 months ago | Tags: parks and rec | Notes: 2232

I’m just a wee bit thrilled that we got to see a “Flu Season” version of Ben Wyatt.

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4 months ago | Tags: Parks and Rec A:TLA Legend of Korra | Notes: 670

Relevant to my interests.

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5 months ago | Tags: Parks and Rec Thanks to TWOP for transcribing this so I didn't have to. Andy Dwyer Chris Pratt | Notes: 63

"Maybe it’s April. Maybe I die — skydiving explosion — and then you go marry April. And it makes me sad but if she’s gonna be with somebody, I’d like it to be you… Only I didn’t really die. I was faking it. And I come back. I spy on you from my red Corvette and I’m planning to kick your ass. But I see how happy you make her. And I have to walk away, I have to. And I do… slowly, in a rainstorm… But as time goes by, it eats away at me — you’re out living it up with my wife and I’m alone in a cave training… I thought you were my friend! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!"

- Andy Dwyer

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5 months ago | Tags: Parks and Rec Ron Swanson submission | Notes: 16222

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6 months ago | Tags: jenny slate parks and rec tv | Notes: 295

huffpostcomedy:

Jenny Slate is apparently lined up to play Jean-Ralphio’s twin sister on a future episode of Parks & Rec. Awesome idea.

SPIN-OFF, PLEASE.

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6 months ago | Tags: Parks and Rec Leslie Knope Ron Swanson | Notes: 2985

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6 months ago | Tags: Parks and Rec | Notes: 39

danfaust:

Based on what I know about TV genetics…if Jerry had a son, the little guy would look exactly like his old man.

Yup.

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7 months ago | Tags: Parks and Recreation parks and rec ron swanson | Notes: 140

My five-day weekend begins…right…now!

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7 months ago | Tags: Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation Nail Art Parks and Rec | Notes: 128

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?”

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