We all know how I can get super hyperbolic, but this video of Patton Oswalt filibustering at a Pawnee City Council Meeting is the actual best thing that I’ve seen this year. I laughed so hard that I cried—again, no hyperbole! Patton Oswalt, I salute you.
Real Name: Rose Marion Tyler
Current Alias: Bad Wolf
Affiliation: Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., Torchwood, The Doctor (past)
Alignment: Good
Abilities: Can control Vortex energy
Today’s turned into a Rose Tyler Appreciation Day.
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Funny pre-show stills from last night’s live Rifftrax riffing of Manos: The Hands of Fate. (Part 1)
“What the hell are you doing just sitting there?!?!”
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Scarlett Johansson To Get $20M For “Avengers” Sequel. The New York Post reports the actress will get a significant bump in pay to reprise her role as Black Widow. The payday will make her the highest paid actress in Hollywood and she’ll join an elite group of actresses. Only four others have commanded the same amount per film:
- Julia Roberts: Erin Brockovich (2000)
- Cameron Diaz: Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
- Angelina Jolie: Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
- Reese Witherspoon: Penelope (2006)
Yay for ScarJo and all, but let’s focus on what’s really important here. Reese Witherspoon got 20 mil for Penelope? That terrible pig snout movie where Reese wasn’t even the lead character? Wow.
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First Look: Marvel’s New Top-Secret ‘Avengers’ short film ‘Item 47′ | EW
Starring Lizzy Caplan!
What the what?!
“What the what?!” is right.
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Source: monday-fridayKids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lilly showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”
Tiny Avengers hangout! So tiny. Don’t know why I’ve been drawing so tiny lately. Click here for big!
60 more days!
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