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theonion:

Americans Enjoying 3 Months Of Vegging Out Before Responsibilities Of Fall Programming Resume

WASHINGTON—Saying they just need to relax after a ”grueling” nine months of watching television, Americans across the nation are reportedly using the summer to recuperate before they take on the demanding responsibility of 2012’s fall programming lineup.

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The Onion nails my sad life yet again. Honestly, I do like having my TV responsibilities slashed to a few hours* a week during the summer. It gives me more time to devote to other lethargic, solitary pursuits. (Playing video games, reading books, scrapbooking about Christina Hendricks, etc.)

*Thankfully, I never feel compelled to follow the goings on of the Big Brother housemates online.

I finished three books last week. It was glorious. (But the best part of last week was when they announced NBC’s fall schedule…) 

Source: The Onion
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    That’s the life.
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    Why is the summer over WHY?
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    Yup.
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    I am very, very committed to the USA network summer schedule. Y’all need to get your act together.
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    An important time
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