February 2011
53 posts
January 2011
33 posts
STOP. POOPING.
bobloblaw-:
Where's your jet pack, Zuckerberg?
Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would...
– Leslie (Monster) Knope
Roomie: Look what I found today! (She pulls a stick out of her purse.)
Me: Huh. (Feigning enthusiasm.) It's kind of at a 90 degree angle. That's cool.
Roomie: Yeah, I thought it would be great for the bird's cage.
Me: Ohhhhh. It's for Bertram. I get it.
Roomie: I should have led off with that.
Me: Context.
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thefount asked: I may have (read "probably did") missed the answer somewhere already, but what prompted the big move to Austin? Did you have a need for more hipsters in your life? Get a fancy new job? Going back to school? Fall madly in love, but not bother to tell us about it despite moving across the country to be near the guy?
The BSG Bible →
I only skimmed it, but intend to go back and read it in full later. There’s some very revealing stuff in the character bios.
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Little kids act out The Social Network! Adorbs! (For more miniature best pictures noms, go here.)
I hate January. It’s dark and freezing and everyone’s wearing bulky...
– Liz Lemon, echoing my feelings about January
Such great heights...
168 centimeters. Figure it out from there.
I want to be president someday, so I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie...
– Leslie Knope, “The Stakeout”
50 Photos of Baby Animals →
So…this was my Saturday night.
Randomly Delicious Men on Tumblr →
mostofthewine:
you might want to follow this…
(I’ll be taking recommendations too!)
I wish I could follow this a million times more. (Dear @allthewine, did I ever tell you you’re my hero? That you’re everything I wish I could be?)