December 2008
29 posts
jakehurwitz:
Lately I’ve been helping find and post videos for CollegeHumor. Pat, Kevin and I (along with some interns) are in charge of getting 10 new videos a day on the site. This past Wednesday there weren’t many people around to help, and I was incredibly busy. At the end of the day we only had 9 videos. I was about to run into a meeting when I realized we were short. I turned to our only...
Does She Love You? by Pasha Malla - The Morning... →
“If she knows what song is coming next on the mix CD you made her: She loves you.
If you’re Gael Garcia Bernal: She loves you.
If you go to a karaoke bar with friends and do a duet of “Endless Love,” and she insists on doing the Lionel Richie part if only so she can really belt out a big “Ooh whoa” near the end, and when you’re done she announces you to the crowd as “Miss Diana Ross,...
The combined weight of ants in the Brazilian Amazon is thought to be four times...
– Ew ew ew ew EW.
Super-Ant Taking Over Europe | LiveScience
via Harper’s Weekly Review
(via dalasverdugo)
I’ll be back in Brazil in about two weeks. This sums up why you hear me scream about once every hour from there.
(via bostonita)
This article is scary. (via bolanwasright)
FalalalalalalaKA-CHING
– Dwight Schrute (via allthiscanbeyours) (via twothirty)
{IT’S CALLED YELLING.} →
(via Seven)
MY MOM BOUGHT ME A DO-RAG!!
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
– William James (via affremblequotes)
I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this before—I’m naming one of my future sons after William James.
Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas
unicornology:
beboo:
deadshot:
Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend...
Zombie Haiku
unicornology:
homecoming:
Zombie Haiku by Dylan Thomas Do not go gentle into that zombie plagued night. And take the shotgun.
Zombie Haiku by Silvia Plath From head to black shoe, daddy, I had to eat you because I’m starving.
Zombie Haiku by Robert Frost Two lobes in the skull. I eat the bloodier one – not much difference.
Zombie Haiku by e.e. cummings if anyone lived in this...
Holiday Books - 100 Notable Books of 2008 -... →